loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee
I have hated words and I have loved them, and I hope I have made them right.
When I first read the dictionary, I thought it was a long poem about everything.
My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.
this is my life
if you’re going to unfollow me at least leave me a goodbye letter detailing why you are leaving and where you are going and who you are going with and be back by midnight and don’t drink and drive and make good choices love you honey
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
If you don’t think hell exists, you clearly have never put on skinny jeans after applying lotion to your legs.
Casually forgetting to reply to people on okcupid for several months at a time
Yep. #reasons why I’m single